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I'm looking at you, World of Synnibarr and FATAL.
Image courtesy of PZ Myers' blog.
And hey, if stuff like this post offends you, I recommend you do a better job of trying to modify your mythologies to fit with modern times. It's not my fault if a good number of people out there want to "explain" their take on things with something more than "it's magic, alright!?" and fail, fail, fail. Fail Flail -7, y'know?
Also also: Booty time on the ark must have been WEIRD.