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Read that? Right. First off: I'm terribly sorry. If you need to read something else that is actually LESS stupid and fucking inane, I recommend the Scrappy Scrapbooker Scandal
I babbled about a couple posts back.
Hole-eee-shit. This guys writes? He actually has someone asking him to make a deadline or whatever? They gave him a column??? Fuck me with an entire zombie elephant. Damn. At least now I have someone to point to if someone emails me saying "UZ wuz da wurst ATRr righter EVAR". In fact, thank you Kevin McWhatever. Your dedication to being, well, whatever it is you consider yourself to be allows me to be less critical of my own yammerings.
Did he even play Mass Effect
? Who knows, really. And who cares? He just needs Duh Heets, apparently. Oh, and did he ever get them. I'm happy to send some more his way. This kind of comedy doesn't mine itself. It needs the loving internet-driven devotion that only you fellow humans can accomplish. With very large and mean looking pick-axes.
I like how he got a dig in at Ron Paul there. Yeah. That will turn your shitty ship of shit around post-haste, Kevin. Utterly brilliant, I say.
ETA: But wait! It gets even better. Kevin responds
. Fucking awesome. I just laughed so hard that I think something popped in my brain. Thank you, Penny Arcade, I love you.
In other, (much) more important news: HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRFDAY, staxxy
! You're a doll. Have a good one, okay? The best memory of you is from the last time we hung (like bats!) at my 31st B-Day Endeavor. It's always awesome to hang with ya, and I hope to when I get back down to them parts again. Just remember: You Rule. :)
It's also thanks to you that I have some Netrunner